Hi! If you're reading this, you know one or both of these amazing humans. Charles and Jenny decided to splice their genes together and manifest their love into a biological vessel, aka: the miracle of birth. With the unboxing of Paschke unit v2.0 imminent, let's support this fantastic duo by helping them, and their new spawn, survive the capitalistic hellscape to which we are all shackled. Making a biological unit from scratch is an expensive procedure, and it's difficult to handle all the expenses of existence on just one salary, so that's where you come in, dear reader. Please divert your Bezos tithe, Musk money, or Gates bucks to this wonderful family so they can focus on raising their new child and enjoying this wonderful, momentous occasion without the anxiety of crushing tidal waves of bills. Are you someone who prefers to show love with food rather than dollarie-doos? Well, you're in luck! We also have a Meal Train set up so you can convert your support, love, and/or affection into food! The internet can be a wonderful place, and we're grateful you've taken the time to read this plea. Thanks for being a rad person and helping ensure the continued existence of the human species by supporting the birth of this new Paschke.
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